55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes To Make Your Celebration Extra Special

Birthdays are a time for joy, laughter, and celebration. They come but once a year, offering the perfect opportunity to gather with friends and family, indulge in delicious cake, and share some memorable moments. But what if you could spice up your birthday greetings with a dash of humor? Birthday jokes can add that extra sparkle to your well-wishes, making them more than just a simple “happy birthday!”

Whether you're sending a text, writing a card, or delivering your wishes in person, a clever joke can lift spirits and bring a smile to anyone's face. After all, laughter is an essential ingredient in any celebration! From silly knock-knock jokes to delightful puns, we’ve gathered a collection of birthday jokes that are sure to amuse everyone in your circle.

So, as you prepare to celebrate another trip around the sun, consider adding some laughter to your festivities. Below, you’ll find a trove of birthday jokes that will not only entertain but also help you express your heartfelt wishes in a fun way. Just remember to save a slice of cake for us!

Classic Birthday Jokes

Why did the teddy bear decline birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed.
It was an emotional birthday — even the cake was in tiers.
What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop.
What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
What is the best way to remember your partner’s birthday? Forget it once.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye matey, I’m eighty.”
Why did the birthday boy sprinkle sugar under his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams.
Why do candles feel at home on a birthday cake? Because they’re surrounded by old flames.

What did one plate say to the other plate on their birthday? “Lunch is on me.”
How do you know you’re getting older? When the candles cost more than the cake.
What did one candle say to the other candle? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
Why did the banana go to the birthday party? Because it was a-peeling.
How did the grape feel on her birthday? She wine-d about turning a year older.

What’s a birthday present’s favorite music genre? Wrap music.
What did one birthday hat say to the other birthday hats? “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Why did the wise old turtle throw a party on his birthday? Because he wanted to shell-ebrate another year of life.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for your birthday celebration.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget it’s your special day.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good reason not to celebrate your birthday.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce wish you a happy birthday.
What do you call a cat’s birthday celebration? A purr-ty.
What do you give a 5,000-pound elephant for its birthday? I don’t know, but you better hope he likes his gift.
What did the hamster wish for on its birthday? A wheel-y great year ahead.

What did the rabbit say at its birthday party? “Lettuce celebrate.”
What’s a frog’s favorite part of a birthday cake? The croak-olate frosting.
Why did the bird refuse to share its birthday cake? Because it wanted to have its cake and tweet it too.
How do dogs celebrate their birthday? With a paw-ty.
What do you say to a goldfish on its birthday? “Have a fin-tastic day.”

What do you say to a parakeet on its birthday? “Happy bird-day.”
Why didn’t the ponies sing happy birthday to their friend? They were feeling horse.
How does a birthday cake say goodbye? It says, “it’s been slice.”
What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts.
What’s the difference between 17 and 18? One more candle and a lot more independence.