50 Funny Summer Jokes That'll Have You Walking On Sunshine

Who can argue that the all-too-brief months between Memorial Day and Labor Day are the best of the whole year? With sunny days and warm nights, summer brings a unique joy that is hard to beat. From beach outings to barbecues, there are countless ways to enjoy the season. But, to truly elevate your summer experience, laughter is essential!

Sure, autumn is awesome and spring is sweet, but when it comes to fun in the sun, summer is where it's at. To help make the season even better, we've collected our favorite summer jokes to keep the good times coming right up until the arrival of sweater weather. These jokes range from silly knock-knocks to dumb dad jokes that are sure to inspire a laugh or two, whether you're relaxing poolside, riding in the car with the top down, or dining al fresco with friends.

For instance, what did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved! How about this one: Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer? It wet its plants. We get it, these summer jokes are dumb, but you have to admit, they're also pretty funny, too. So, get ready for a boatload of funny puns, short gags, and enough jokes to shell-abrate your way through the dog days of summer.

Funny Summer Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re shellfish.
Where do birds stay when they go on vacation? Someplace cheep.
Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.

Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit? Apparently, it looks quite fetching.
Why don’t seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.

Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer? It wet its plants.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What do you call an anxious mosquito? A jitterbug.
How many blueberries can you grow on a bush? All of them.

What can cause dry skin after being in a swimming pool? A towel.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

Summer Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? S’more. S’more who? S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you take me to the beach?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alotta. Alotta who? Alotta sunshine is what you can expect in the summertime.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? I'll ketchup with you in the fall.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is the first day of summer.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sia. Sia who? Sia at the beach.

So there you have it—a collection of jokes to brighten your summer days! Whether you share them with friends or keep them for your own amusement, there's no doubt these jokes will keep the laughter flowing. Remember, laughter is the best accessory for any summer outing!